10 of the Best Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes

It’s Christmas Eve Eve and hopefully all shopping missions have been a great success. Time to fully submerge yourself in what is bound to be a hectic few days with a run down of the best (worst) Christmas cracker jokes…

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

They always drop their needles!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve!

What carol is heard in the desert?

O camel ye faithful!

What’s the most popular Christmas wine?

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‘I don’t like Brussels sprouts!’

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?

Because their days are numbered!

What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum – you just can’t beat it!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?


Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy!

Why was the turkey in the rock group?


Because he was the only one with drumsticks.

To keep an eye on all things The Sheffield College over Christmas, or to find yourself a course for the new year, search for us on our social media channels or visit http://www.sheffcol.ac.uk


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