10 of the Best Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes

It’s Christmas Eve Eve and hopefully all shopping missions have been a great success. Time to fully submerge yourself in what is bound to be a hectic few days with a run down of the best (worst) Christmas cracker jokes…

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?


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They always drop their needles!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?


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It’s Christmas, Eve!

What carol is heard in the desert?


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O camel ye faithful!

What’s the most popular Christmas wine?


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‘I don’t like Brussels sprouts!’

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

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Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?

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Because their days are numbered!

What is the best Christmas present in the world?

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A broken drum – you just can’t beat it!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

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Claustrophobia!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

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A mince spy!

Why was the turkey in the rock group?

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Because he was the only one with drumsticks.

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