Disney Character Dating Profiles
Another one for you film lovers! Imagine a world where your favourite Disney characters, who were so hapless in love, set themselves up a dating profile! Wow247 have done the hard work for you!
Ariel, 21, Under the Sea
About me: I might as well just say it: I’m a mermaid. I have a tail instead of legs, which you can imagine poses some problems. You know that classic “would you rather” question about the humanoid with a fish head or fish tail? Well, yeah, that’s me.
My last relationship didn’t work but I do have a pretty amazing singing voice. It has been known to hypnotize. You have been warned.
Looking for: Someone who doesn’t just want me for my voice and will accept me tail and all.
Snowwhite, 32, Germany
About me: I love nothing more than to be surrounded by small men. I love cooking, cleaning, singing and nature. Especially tiny little birds and squirrels! Serious phobia of apples. Will explain all when we meet, lol.
Looking for: Preferably someone under four feet tall.
Sadness, 19, Riley Andersen’s Brain
About me: Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of lives problems. I’m sad. A lot. I suffer from anxiety and worry about the smallest things. That’s just who I am. Can usually be found lying down on the ground somewhere. Feeling sad.
Looking for: Someone to wallow with. I’m sick of people telling me to cheer up. As I’ve discovered, sometimes it’s OK to be sad. Screw you, Joy. SCREW YOU.
Cruella De Ville, *a lady never tells*, London
About me: I live for fur, I worship fur. After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn’t? I’m always late. I ADORE puppies. Smoker. Some people might say I should be on Mature and Single. To them I say, imbeciles!
Looking for: Someone I don’t find to be too ghastly, darling, the younger, the better. Pet owners preferred. In fact, pet owners essential. Mwah.
Woody, 33 (in toy years), Andy’s Attic
About me: That’s me and my friend Buzz, lol. I used this pic as it shows me out and about, doing what I do best. I’m shut in a box a lot these days, which makes it hard to meet people. Especially girls. I’m a Sheriff, and I’ve been on some crazy adventures in my time. I’m actually a toy, I thought I should mention that.
Looking for: Someone open minded, who will accept me for the toy I am.
Pinocchio, Forever Young, Tuscany
About me: I am a real boy and possibly the most honest person you’ll ever meet. I hate lying. In fact I find it impossible to lie. Although some girls have encouraged it in the past…
Looking for: No strings attached relationship.
Aladdin, 29, Arabia
About me: Hey, what’s up? My name’s Aladdin and I’m just on here looking for a good time. Someone to have a chill with.
Looking for: My magic carpet. I can fly, man, honestly. You should see it. I have a magic lamp that you can ask for whatever you want – there’s a genie inside. He’s big and blue and he can take us wherever we want to go. He can make us rich beyond our wildest dreams. I can show you the WORLD, baby.
Shrek, 45, Scotland
About me: Still suffering a bit of heartbreak since I split with my wife, Fiona. I have a couple of kids who mean the world to me and a lot of my time is taken up with them. Love the great outdoors. I’m a lot more gentle than I look.
Looking for: Someone to enjoy strolls in the forest with. You must get on with my best friend, who is actually a donkey.
Mike Wazowski, 27, Monstropolis
About me: I love scaring kids ! I just love it! I’m so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself. And the camera, it LOVES me! Call me!
I’m not fussy. Anyone who doesn’t have a problem with going out with a tiny, green cyclops really. **Hey Snowwhite, I saw your profile. Maybe I could be the small man you’re looking for? DM me, schmooksie poo.**
Prince Charming, 30, Fairytale land
About me: I’m a Prince. And I’m charming. I can be forgetful sometimes. There was one time I literally forgot what my ‘one true love’ looked like and I had to put a shoe on every girl in the land to find out which one she was. It was so embarrassing. Have never lived that one down, actually.
Looking for: I’m kind of under pressure from my Dad to find a wife. He threw me this big ball, to try and find someone suitable but it all went a bit wrong in the end. (Hence the shoe incident…)
Elsa, 24, Norway
About me: My name is Elsa and I’m a Snow Queen. Or if you want my official title I’m Queen Elsa of Arendell. I love to sing and I have been known to put together quite the catchy tune. I’m quite a solitary person. I like being on my own but thought it might be time to see what was out there.
Looking for: Everything I touch turns to ice, so I’m essentially looking for non-contact relationship.
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